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Ancient Modulation - Refers to WRKO's feeble AM signal.

Aqualung - A running joke based upon disgraced State Senator James Marzilli 'sitting on a park bench' while verbally harassing women.

Biff Buffington - Howie's post-apocalyptic meteorologist alter ego who often appears on the show as a large storm approaches.

Big Shoe - Nickname for Howie dates back to his hip surgery, when he allegedly wore a big shoe due to having one leg longer than the other.

Black Toe - Refers to toe fungus that Howie has used a canine dremel and Listerine to control.

Bowtied Bumkissers - Boston Globe writers.

Cadillac Deval - A nickname (a play on Cadillac Deville) for Governor Deval Patrick after he had taxpayers purchase him a brand new Cadillac. The nickname disappeared from the show after Howie started receiving free Cadillacs. See more.

Cape Cod Mansion - A false rumor that Howie has a mansion on the Cape has been long propagated by VB.

Captain - Nickname for Howie dates back to a homeless charity experiment in which the homeless person would have to call him captain to get their prize.

Comrade Chris - Liberal television host Chris Matthews.

Comrade Keith - Liberal television host Keith Olbermann.

Comrade Rachel - Liberal television host Rachel Maddow.

Corrupt Midget - Massachusetts Senate President Billy Bulger, brother of convicted gangster Whitey Bulger. See more.

Dear Leader - Barack Obama See more.

DPS - Dreaded Private Sector

Dude - Barney Frank's husband, who heckled opponent Sean Bielat by calling him 'dude.' See more.

Entercom Happens - Howie substitutes WRKO's parent company's name in the popular excremental saying.

Fake Indian - Elizabeth Warren, who lied about her ethnicity. See more.

Fatboy - Era, Senator Ted Kennedy. See more.

Father Kwanzaa - Howie's politically correct nickname during the holidays.

Felon Finernan - Tom Finernan, convicted felon and former Massachusetts Speaker of the House who had a morning show on WRKO.

Felonious Forum - A nickname for convicted felon Tom Finneran's WRKO show called Finneran's Forum

Flying Squirrel - John Kerry's private jet.

George Graft - A nickname for Howie due to his love of getting free stuff.

Granny Warren - Elizabeth Warren, who resembles Irene Ryan See more.

Guilty - A term to describe unattractive females. If a female is accused of a crime, Howie requests a photo to determine their guilt.

Honest Howie's Carbon Credits - A product Howie was selling (by cash only). See more.

Hot Bottom - Barney Frank's former boyfriend, who allegedly ran a homosexual brothel out of their house. See more.

Ice Cream Man - Senator Edward Markey, who once worked on an ice cream truck. See more.

Juan Ellis Bush - John Ellis Bush, aka Jeb Bush.

Lieawatha - Elizabeth Warren, who lied about her ethnicity. See more.

Liveshot - Senator John Kerry's nickname, derived from his uncanny ability to show up at a television news live shot wearing makeup. See more.

Magic Radio - Howie's nickname for satellite radio.

Mailroom Manager - Howie's nickname for his wife, Kathy.

Manny Ortez - The person John Kerry said was his favorite baseball player. See more.

Marconi Museum - Refers to WRKO's antiquated communications equipment and radio transmission pioneer Guglielmo Marconi.

Monkey Business Channel - A proposed raunchy television network to be created by Howie and Max Robins.

Moonbat - A liberal.

Moonbat's Moonbat - A liberal's liberal.

Muffy - Lt. Governor Kerry Healey.

Mumbles - Boston Mayor Thomas Menino's nickname. See more.

Not Guilty - A term used to describe attractive females. If a female is accused of a crime, Howie requests a photo to determine their guilt.

Patches - Congressman Patrick Kennedy, son of Ted Kennedy. See more.

Payroll Patriot - Government employee

Perv in the Prius - James Marzilli, a pervert State Senator who drove a Toyota Prius hybrid.

Phonebooth - Refers to the small studio he was reassigned to.

Pinky Ring Thugs - Old time union bosses with big pinky rings.

Plugs - Vice President Joe Biden, who had the world's worst hair replacement surgery. See more.

Rutabaga - A term coined for homosexual, observing that the word gay originally had nothing to do with the sexual orientation, so perhaps a new unrelated word should be used instead.

Sargeant Schultz - Liberal television host Ed Schultz.

Son of a Milkman - Senator Ed Markey who, having not had a real career, talked about his father's job. See more.

Sprinkles - Senator Edward Markey, who once worked on an ice cream truck. See more.

Submit - Howie's former nickname for his wife, Kathy.

Tired and Emotional - A term used to describe a drunk politician in denial of their intoxication.

Tokyo Rove - Karl Rove. A play on World War II figure Tokyo Rose.

VB - Howie's nickname (Virgin Boy) for his former producer (and current television personality) Doug Goudie.

Virgin Boy - Howie's nickname for his former producer (and current television personality) Doug 'VB' Goudie.

Won't Be Down For Breakfast - Died.

Zombie Radio - Refers to the lack of employees remaining at WRKO after extensive layoffs.




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