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Ancient Modulation - Refers to WRKO's feeble AM signal.
Aqualung - A running joke based upon disgraced State Senator James Marzilli 'sitting on a park bench' while verbally harassing women.
Biff Buffington - Howie's post-apocalyptic meteorologist alter ego who often appears on the show as a large storm approaches.
Big Shoe - Nickname for Howie dates back to his hip surgery, when he allegedly wore a big shoe due to having one leg longer than the other.
Black Toe - Refers to toe fungus that Howie has used a canine dremel and Listerine to control.
Bowtied Bumkissers - Boston Globe writers.
Cadillac Deval - A nickname (a play on Cadillac Deville) for Governor Deval Patrick after he had taxpayers purchase him a brand new Cadillac. The nickname disappeared from the show after Howie started receiving free Cadillacs. See more.
Cape Cod Mansion - A false rumor that Howie has a mansion on the Cape has been long propagated by VB.
Captain - Nickname for Howie dates back to a homeless charity experiment in which the homeless person would have to call him captain to get their prize.
Comrade Chris - Liberal television host Chris Matthews.
Comrade Keith - Liberal television host Keith Olbermann.
Comrade Rachel - Liberal television host Rachel Maddow.
Corrupt Midget - Massachusetts Senate President Billy Bulger, brother of convicted gangster Whitey Bulger. See more.
Dear Leader - Barack Obama See more.
DPS - Dreaded Private Sector
Dude - Barney Frank's husband, who heckled opponent Sean Bielat by calling him 'dude.' See more.
Entercom Happens - Howie substitutes WRKO's parent company's name in the popular excremental saying.
Fake Indian - Elizabeth Warren, who lied about her ethnicity. See more.
Fatboy - Era, Senator Ted Kennedy. See more.
Father Kwanzaa - Howie's politically correct nickname during the holidays.
Felon Finernan - Tom Finernan, convicted felon and former Massachusetts Speaker of the House who had a morning show on WRKO.
Felonious Forum - A nickname for convicted felon Tom Finneran's WRKO show called Finneran's Forum
Flying Squirrel - John Kerry's private jet.
George Graft - A nickname for Howie due to his love of getting free stuff.
Granny Warren - Elizabeth Warren, who resembles Irene Ryan See more.
Guilty - A term to describe unattractive females. If a female is accused of a crime, Howie requests a photo to determine their guilt.
Honest Howie's Carbon Credits - A product Howie was selling (by cash only). See more.
Hot Bottom - Barney Frank's former boyfriend, who allegedly ran a homosexual brothel out of their house. See more.
Ice Cream Man - Senator Edward Markey, who once worked on an ice cream truck. See more.
Juan Ellis Bush - John Ellis Bush, aka Jeb Bush.
Lieawatha - Elizabeth Warren, who lied about her ethnicity. See more.
Liveshot - Senator John Kerry's nickname, derived from his uncanny ability to show up at a television news live shot wearing makeup. See more.
Magic Radio - Howie's nickname for satellite radio.
Mailroom Manager - Howie's nickname for his wife, Kathy.
Manny Ortez - The person John Kerry said was his favorite baseball player. See more.
Marconi Museum - Refers to WRKO's antiquated communications equipment and radio transmission pioneer Guglielmo Marconi.
Monkey Business Channel - A proposed raunchy television network to be created by Howie and Max Robins.
Moonbat - A liberal.
Moonbat's Moonbat - A liberal's liberal.
Muffy - Lt. Governor Kerry Healey.
Mumbles - Boston Mayor Thomas Menino's nickname. See more.
Not Guilty - A term used to describe attractive females. If a female is accused of a crime, Howie requests a photo to determine their guilt.
Patches - Congressman Patrick Kennedy, son of Ted Kennedy. See more.
Payroll Patriot - Government employee
Perv in the Prius - James Marzilli, a pervert State Senator who drove a Toyota Prius hybrid.
Phonebooth - Refers to the small studio he was reassigned to.
Pinky Ring Thugs - Old time union bosses with big pinky rings.
Plugs - Vice President Joe Biden, who had the world's worst hair replacement surgery. See more.
Rutabaga - A term coined for homosexual, observing that the word gay originally had nothing to do with the sexual orientation, so perhaps a new unrelated word should be used instead.
Sargeant Schultz - Liberal television host Ed Schultz.
Son of a Milkman - Senator Ed Markey who, having not had a real career, talked about his father's job. See more.
Sprinkles - Senator Edward Markey, who once worked on an ice cream truck. See more.
Submit - Howie's former nickname for his wife, Kathy.
Tired and Emotional - A term used to describe a drunk politician in denial of their intoxication.
Tokyo Rove - Karl Rove. A play on World War II figure Tokyo Rose.
VB - Howie's nickname (Virgin Boy) for his former producer (and current television personality) Doug Goudie.
Virgin Boy - Howie's nickname for his former producer (and current television personality) Doug 'VB' Goudie.
Won't Be Down For Breakfast - Died.
Zombie Radio - Refers to the lack of employees remaining at WRKO after extensive layoffs.
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